A Plane Flying In The 1930s

In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

Three Men Are On A Plane.

Three men are on a plane. They open a window and one throws an orange out. The other throws out an apple. The Third throws out a hand grenade.

After getting off of the plane, they see a boy crying. They ask what's wrong, and he replies, "An apple hit me in the head!"

They see another boy crying. He says, "An orange hit me in the head!" Then they see a boy rolling on the sidewalk laughing.

They asked why he was laughing, and he replied, "I farted and my house blew up!"